It was actually Lady Anne who discovered the true purpose for the two buttons on the Australian toilet. (L.A. interrupts: I am sooo good!). It seems that one of the buttons is for when you go #1, and the other button is for when you go #2. The difference appears to be in the volume and force of the flush. If you don't know what I am talking about, see previous post dated June 12.
The difference is actually pretty significant. I tried an experiment where I placed copious amounts of T.P. in the toilet and tried to flush it with both buttons. The #1 button left some in there, but the #2 button would down that cottony obstacle each time. Lady Anne tried the same experiment with one of her super-dense turds, with the same result!!! (L.A.: No way!!! That was you!!!!). (Wilmer: I don't think so...)
Anyway, this is the conclusion to the experiment. I'll be waiting for the notice to receive my Nobel Prize. (L.A.: It's my Nobel Prize but I'll be nice and share it with you.) (Wilmer: If they give our Nobel Prizes for dense poops, it's ALL yours....)
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