Orange crush

I'll never be a professional chef.

I was packing my lunch the other day, when I suddenly realized that my entire lunch was orange. I had a bag of Doritos, some baby carrot sticks, a couple of peanut butter cups (which aren't orange, but the package is), and, of course, an orange. The only items that weren't orange were the sandwich (which had orange cheddar cheese) and my Diet Pepsi. A can of orange soda would have made it a clean sweep.

I would have flunked a chef's course with this aesthetic nightmare of a meal. Sam-I-Am would be proud, though.